So Not Fair
Dear Winter Weather Front,
I am quite disappointed in your recent display of favoritism towards the North. I do not think it is fair of you to cover only the DC area in snow and to completely neglect the beautiful state of South Carolina-specifically the area around my school. We would definitely appreciate the snow more than those people in the North. All I am asking for is 2-3 inches-that's all it would take to freak people out down here. Just one day off from classes, please. Preferably a Monday or a Friday so that we can have a long weekend. If you could please speak with your supervisor about possibly relocating your focus a little further south I would be ever so grateful.
PS. This is a picture of my friends and I enjoying the snow a few years ago! Please make this happen again!